Kurt and I discuss our sex life and puzzling.
herp derp.
Kurt eats pussy like a total pro.
Just so you all know.
Hi we’re fun sort of.
We’re having cuddles and stuff.
Thanks for always taking care of me. I love you.
Our ten-month anniversary is in five days and that’s really amazing to me because I met you almost a year ago. I never would have guessed that a year after meeting you in a tinychatroom, you’d be here with me. You’d watch my graduation and meet my family, and we would be a couple. I didn’t know that when I watched your face through a webcam and a shaky internet connection. I didn’t know that all of this would happen; I didn’t guess any of it would.
But now, when we talk, you make it all sound so sweet. Not everything with you is perfect, but it’s always worth it. You’re more than I ever could have asked for or wanted, and you try so goddamn hard. You’re so sincere and funny, sexy and smart and absolutely right for me. You make things feel permanent. That’s nice. People are always walking out on me, and yet here you are, reminding me that we have years. Years and years.
And I know it’s really hard sometimes, and I know I can be a pain.
But I love you so much more than I ever thought I could.
Can we please talk about Kurt’s haircut?
- Me: If my dad asked you if we had sex, what would you say?
- Kurt: I don't know.. I mean I don't want to lie to him, but I don't want to say yes!
- My five year old nephew: *seizes photo of Kurt and I kissing that was on my dresser* KURT!
- Kurt: Yeah Zach?
- Nephew (indignantly): what is THIS? Can you explain this?
- Kurt: Well that's a picture of Leslie and I just before we kissed.
- Nephew (looks disgusted): EW. Did you really kiss her?
- Kurt: I did.
- Nephew: But she kisses EVERYBODY
- My nephew: Leslie has a big butt. A big, big butt.
- Kurt: Yeah, she does have a big butt. I like it.
- My nephew: And she uses it for farting and for pooping!
Since I have all the time in the world….
I always think about things and life in general, it’s hard to comprehend that there are 6 billion people on this planet and that every single one is unique. Even if people look the same, they always think different things. When you meet a person on the street or wherever for the first time, you have to wonder if it’s fate or just a random occurance that brought you together. Especially with the Internet, people you have never met can influence your life so much. It’s usually the small things that make the biggest impact too. You might be have a shitty ass day, and then you start talking to someone and you forget that you even had a bad day. I bet I follow at least 80-90% girls, and I’ll see them post pictures saying they look like shit, or they are insecure about something but I can never really figure out why. Every person is beautiful even if you can’t see it someone else will. You have to be happy about your body no matter what you look like, I’m not saying it’s easy either. There are so many people that o wish I could tell them the truth about the way feel, but in the end sometimes you have to keep your emotions and feelings to yourself. There’s nothing quite like putting a smile on someones face or making them laugh and it really is one of the best feelings in the world. …if you have made it this far, which I doubt, please just try and enjoy everyday as much as you can because before you know it life comes to an end. Even if you have depression or something else, you have to live your life to the fullest and be happy with what you got. Friends and family are so important, because in the end that’s all you got.
Stop it Kurt. Stop being a wonderful person.
- Kurt: Vivi's pretty.
- Kurt: For a Mexican.
“The Princess Bride” drinking game.
Every time the screen goes to the little boy and his grandpa, take a drink.
Every time a character says “The Dread Pirate Roberts”, take a drink.
Every time the Inigo Montoya says his own name, take a drink.
Every time Vizzini says “INCONCEIVABLE”, take a drink.
Every time Welsey says “As you wish”, take a drink
Remember that time I got 114 notes on a drinking game that I made up to get Kurt smashed on movie night so that I could take advantage of him?
Nerd herd.
