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  2. I was valedictorian and all I got was this crappy booklet.

    Seriously, my diploma was like eight times nicer than my “honor award” with a valedictorian stamp.

    Fuck, the Hunger Games journal that my librarian got me as a grad present was nicer than my “honor award.”

     
  3. Plays: 60

    (Source: steezyatl)

     
  4. Quick synopsis of the Hunger Games:

    Peeta: Katniss is cute.

    Katniss: I have a sister and I shoot stuff with my bow.

    Capitol: AWWWW THEY’RE SO IN LOOOOOVE<3

    Gamemakers: Kill each other. 

    Katniss: You guys need to die now. 

    Tributes: k.

    Katniss: I’m hungry.

    Peeta: I’m named after bread and I can decorate cakes.

    Katniss: <3_<3 I’m pretending to be in love with you now. Let’s kill ourselves to piss off the Capitol.

    President Snow: FUUUUUU-

    Districts: Lol viva la revolution, bitches.

    Mockingjay:  Tweet-tweet-tweet.