• Reactions to Rick Santorum:

    Rick Santorum speaks about women:

    Rick Santorum speaks about Jesus:

    Rick Santorum speaks about foreign policy:

    Rick Santorum speaks:

    Rick Santorum smiles:

    Rick Santorum ties his shoe:

    Rick Santorum announces his withdrawal from the presidential election:

  • Quick synopsis of the Hunger Games:

    Peeta: Katniss is cute.

    Katniss: I have a sister and I shoot stuff with my bow.

    Capitol: AWWWW THEY’RE SO IN LOOOOOVE<3

    Gamemakers: Kill each other. 

    Katniss: You guys need to die now. 

    Tributes: k.

    Katniss: I’m hungry.

    Peeta: I’m named after bread and I can decorate cakes.

    Katniss: <3_<3 I’m pretending to be in love with you now. Let’s kill ourselves to piss off the Capitol.

    President Snow: FUUUUUU-

    Districts: Lol viva la revolution, bitches.

    Mockingjay:  Tweet-tweet-tweet.



  • My cat laid claim to my cellphone, so Kurt decided to call it to see if the vibrations would startle him. But then my ringtone for Kurt (which we&#8217;d entirely forgotten about) started going off. The aforementioned ringtone consists of Kurt laughing like Spongebob really loudly.
I think it&#8217;s safe to say that we were all at least a little bit surprised.
  • “If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid


  • Look at what Leslie made during arts and crafts time!
  • gifparty of an internet relationship.

  • What did one saggy boob say to the other?

    “If we don’t get some support, people are gonna think we’re nuts.”

  • Did you know that 20% of people regularly on this dashboard are faggots, and only 20% showed up on the dash today?

    I’m sorry for your loss.











  • "dammit grace,



    don't fidget."




    A self-destructive playground;

    Welcome