a journalist’s son gets a tattoo and she cries for three days about it
my favourite bit is this
It’s the permanence that makes me weep. As if the Joker had made face paints from acid. (which, if you know anything about batman is what actually happened)
IS THIS ARTICLE A JOKE I ?
WHAT THE FUCK
I got as far as this part:
’ “It’s just a tattoo,” he says, when the silence goes on so long that we have nearly fallen over the edge of it into a pit of black nothingness. “It’s not as if I came home and said I’d got someone pregnant.”
It seems to me, unhinged by shock, that this might have been the better option.’
DEAR GOD WOMAN, GET OVER IT.
THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR BEING THE BETTER OPTION.
My parents’ general rule is that if I get one, they’d like to not know about it until I am no longer at least half-supported by them. Not NO CAN HAZ, just, WE’D RATHER NOT SEE IT PLEASE K THNX because they know it’s inevitable, but swear to shit they’d just complain a bit and then get the fuck over it. This woman is a fucking nutter.
Oh my gooood
What the actual fuck.. just get over it.