Canada

• Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
• Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
• Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
• New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
• Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
• Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
• Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
• Saskatchewan:
• Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
• British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
• Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
• Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
• Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
• lol