March 2012
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A three-step reaction to Santorum's presidential...
February 2012
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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What if Stephen Hawking was a zombie?
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Haiku Trilogy: The Bed
Your lips fall on my Skin so beautifully I cannot even breathe.
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Stirring awake with Eyelids stuttering open; Fingertips stalling.
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Marks on my body— All these messages from you Written onto me.
“Will you look at me
and with all your heart tell me
it will be alright?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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We’re doing this mock trial for my government class, and I got smacked onto the prosecution team. We’ve interviewed five different people, and I’ve had to write all of the interview questions for those interviews, ask all of the questions, lead interrogations, take notes on everything, and decide what other evidence and statements we need to gather. None of the other three people...
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Me: Mr. Grumpy Gills
Kurt: What?
Me: Mr. Grumpy. Gills.
Kurt: Mr. Grumpy Kills what?
Me: e.e
michaeljfoxy:
For women, heart attacks look different.
bec-de-corbin:
elfgrove:
distractedbyshinyobjects:
Follow me down the rabbit hole for a second:
I’ve long wondered if this - that women don’t recognize the symptoms of a heart attack in themselves, and consequently don’t get the fast care that is vital for heart attack survival - is the reason heart disease is the #1 killer in women....
Watchwontonpoop:
drunken gmod
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Eating raspberry yogurt cos I’m feeling lonely.
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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Anonymous asked: how many girls out of a 10 girl...
everets:
zero I don’t fuck girls I make love to them
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Canada
Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Saskatchewan:
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
lol
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“Double-Ds by seventeen.”
– Kurt
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Literally just had a dream about how easy it would...
And all I stole was a fucking rainbow cupcake.
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never had to ask
scribblingoutofthelabyrinth:
submitted by upsidebarcodes
Five minutes. At five minutes to midnight I realized that I wanted you and needed you, and I realized that the way the strands of hair fall across your face draws my lips to your forehead in a kiss that says “I’ll always stay here.” I realized that you were mine and I was yours and that I’d given you absolutely everything. I’d give you...
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Watchturboslime:
i dont know if anybody else remembers the 90s but.wmv
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So basically..
My laptop totally ka-putz’ed and now it refuses to charge and blah blah blah hard life, I’m not going to be posting much until I get a new computer. And I’ll be denied my Kurt-time. So it will just be an all-around cranky Leslie for a while.
Just so you know.
burgersalad asked: oh you act accordingly huh?
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drseth:
women underestimate how good it feels to get your balls sucked
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Anonymous asked: lol. hey dude, if you don't mind being asked: how old are you?
Go be perfect somewhere else.
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