November 2011
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Dumb bitch: “omgggg every1 iz beautttifulll<333 && u cant juj mi cuz i no im sexxii as fuq & u cant touchh dis STOP H8 evry1 is gawgeeeeous k!!”
Same dumb bitch ten minutes later: “ugh im so fat no1 will evar luv me bc im fat fat gerls r sooooooo ugly.”
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I didn’t shower yesterday.
I’m a dirty girl.
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Okay if I’m a girl and I like lesbian porn and I would fuck the shit out of some girls yet I completely refuse to date a female due to their femininity in itself, does that make me bisexual, confused, or shallow?
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If I dressed up as a pirate next year, would it be acceptable for me to scream “YAR I’M GOIN’ TA PLUNDER YER BOOTY” at Kurt every ten minutes while simultaneously pinching his butt?
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I’d fuck anyone who smelled as good as I smell right now.
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Daily Routine:
Wake up (intense groaning, mild complaint)
Go to school.
Blur of getting made fun of and getting good marks.
Devour something.
Blur of getting made fun of and getting good marks.
Return home.
Devour string cheese.
Dry hump boyfriend’s leg (metaphorically, of course)
Fap
Fap
Fap
Point and laugh at unfinished homework.
Sleep.
Rinse+Repeat x5
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geographically-incorrect replied to your post: Fuck.
Yes please and thank you? Whats up Leslie?
ohhai Nolan:3 Didn’t realize you were alive. But uh
nuffing just scrambled and DID I MENTION I LOVE YOU MAN
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sleepwithshadows:
another sad song | lower than...
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Fuck.
Fuck.
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adventurousmuslimahhh replied to your post: Kurt gave the front seat to a bitch because he’s…
So where does Rebecca Black belong?
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noelanthony replied to your post: kanadiankurt replied to your post: I can’t find…
omg dat face
I’M JUST SO CRIPPLINGLY ATTRACTIVE OH GOD
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Kurt gave the front seat to a bitch because he’s polite.
Kurt. Don’t you know that bitches belong in the back seat?
And dumb bitches belong in the trunk.
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kanadiankurt replied to your post: I can’t find the LIGHTS! album that Kurt sent me. …
you know i can send you it again :)
Pretty pwease?
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carbon-nightmares replied to your photo: “Reasons Why this Octopus is Better than…
Holy hell this is amazing. The info on octopi and the artwork is awesome Leslie.
Doodles, Watson, MERELY DOODLES
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I can’t find the LIGHTS! album that Kurt sent me.
;____;
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ailuroliva replied to your post: A comprehensive guide to getting rid of unwanted…
wait oh my god you win the most beautiful post on my dash award
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A comprehensive guide to getting rid of unwanted...
Correct the grammar of all of their status updates, about me blurbs, and wall posts.
Wait.
Weep in horror when you realize what you’ve done.
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kidmars replied to your post: Before I worked at the cafe I waitress at now, it…
well, thats not creepy at all
I’unno man.
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Before I worked at the cafe I waitress at now, it was always my dad’s favourite joint. Actually, it’s still his favourite joint.
One time he told my boss that he liked the place because it was “like Hooters.. friendly service with a smile!”
Thanksgiving involves football, overeating, drinking, and shallow gratefulness.
A true incarnation of American values.
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I’m going to teach my cat how to turn on the shower. Because the only shower in my house is in my parents’ room. And I’m sure they’d be perfectly fucking freaked out if the shower kept turning on mysteriously during the middle of the night.
Plus my cat would be like. Really clean.
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One time, I told Kurt my Social Security number while I was drunk.
Hopefully he won’t use it to impersonate me and totally ruin my life.
Meep.
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withthedevilitangle replied to your photoset: Off to Laramie with Codi!
id call you pretty but every time i do i seem to get a hand up and a disgruntled face….
At least you have this shit figured out.
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PS we’re going to go see BREAKING DAWN.
Suck it.
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