Dammit Grace, don't fidget.

10% fleshy matter, 90% bullshit.

Tumble dry low.

Turns out that swans are kind of like huge. #actuallyterrifying

Posted on Jul 31st (3:11pm), 16 hours ago

vinebox:

Tryna find a new bae like..

Posted on Jul 31st (1:21am), 1 day ago
Some Advice About Grad School, By A University Professor. ↘

underscorex:

You want the harsh truth about grad school? Here it is, from someone who did it the wrong way and somehow survived (primarily by having a great deal of accrued privilege but also prescription medication and general stubbornness).

Note that I am in the behavioral sciences and…

Posted on Jul 30th (10:55am), 1 day ago

chrisamat:

Travel Alberta & Stay + Wander: July - chrisamat.com

Posted on Jul 30th (1:35am), 2 days ago
Just wanna get tan. #poolside

Just wanna get tan. #poolside

4quarius:

Magical pond that changes color with the weather 

Kent Shiraishi took these photos of the Blue Pond, a beautiful body of water in Hokkaido, Japan. Blue Pond receives so much attention because of its shimmering blue hue, which changes into a lovely green in certain light. This pond owes its colors to aluminium hydroxide, a mineral which reflects blue light. 

Posted on Jul 29th (12:55am), 3 days ago

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Valentin Yudashkin Fall 2014 RTW

Posted on Jul 29th (12:35am), 3 days ago

We found the elusive white squirrel! @kanadiankurt #canadaisbizarre

Posted on Jul 28th (5:53pm), 3 days ago
God-tier door decs. @cuboulder #reslyfe4lyfe #doordecs #ra #flatirons #boulder

God-tier door decs. @cuboulder #reslyfe4lyfe #doordecs #ra #flatirons #boulder

Posted on Jul 24th (3:56pm), 1 week ago
15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself ↘

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Posted on Jul 24th (3:51pm), 1 week ago

mypunchbag:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

My all time favourite is “we never officially broke up but we aren’t together anymore”
Posted on Jul 24th (3:22am), 1 week ago

i’m currently at $23,680 in grants/scholarships for this academic year

i could quit my job

Posted on Jul 24th (3:20am), 1 week ago
leslielikescake:

Flatiron Mountains, Boulder CO

I made this!

leslielikescake:

Flatiron Mountains, Boulder CO

I made this!

So I have gotten a lot of support and really sweet messages over the last week or so, and I haven’t posted them because I’ve been hoarding them in my inbox for a rainy day. But I wanted to say thank you to all of you for being genuinely awesome human beings and taking the time and effort to be kind to me. It’s really been a big deal for me to hear things like this, and you guys will never know how much it means.

So I have gotten a lot of support and really sweet messages over the last week or so, and I haven’t posted them because I’ve been hoarding them in my inbox for a rainy day. But I wanted to say thank you to all of you for being genuinely awesome human beings and taking the time and effort to be kind to me. It’s really been a big deal for me to hear things like this, and you guys will never know how much it means.

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